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A/N: This is just a little something I came up with late one night when I was thinking about my son. I might have to tell him this one. LOL. It's Jade telling her son Fireline a bedtime story. He's about four here.

Also, I'm posting this in an easy-to-read format, like a children's tale would be.

And now, Goldihood and the three seekers.

Once upon a time, there was this little mech named Goldihood. No, Goldihood decided to go for a walk in the woods. But he didn't know, there were three seekers who had also landed out in the forest nearby.

Shortyseeker said "I don't like this place. Lets fly over to the lake and take a swim."

Tallseeker said "No, I want to go into the forest. It's more interesting there. Maybe we can find some trees to push over."

Whiny seeker sat down and crossed his arms and started to pout.

(the blonde did an impression of Starscream when he was pouting at this time, whick made fireline giggle.) She raised her voice to a shrill squeak and continued

"Why do we have to go anywhere!!!" she threw her arms in the air, which Fireline copied. "I'm too tired to go anywhere!"

Short seeker sat back down. So did tall seeker. After a minute, they started to wiggle and squiggle."

Jade poked fireline at the words "wiggle" and "Squiggle", poking him in the ticklish spot on his sides. The sparklet giggled and tried to wiggle away. But Jade stopped before he would really want to leave.

"Tall seeker said: "My rock is too small! I keep sliding off of it! And my knees keep bumping my chin!"

Short seeker kicked the rock he was perched on top of. "Well mine is too tall. My feet won't touch the ground. Wanna trade?"

but before they could, whiny seeker interrupted (how rude of him!)" Jade pinched the bridge of her nose and made a funny face when she made a screeching voice with

"Oh yeah, well I don't have a rock! you two are lucky! what if a raccoon crawls into my afterburners!"

Fireline giggled. Jade looked at her son "Maybe we should call him screechy seeker, huh?"

Fireline nodded.

"Tall seeker took a sip of his energon cube and made a face. "yuck. My cube is too sweet."

Short seeker took a sip of his. "Bleh!" he said, "mine is too bitter!"

Whiny seeker eyed his energon cube. "Mine is disgusting and sickly shade of green. How come you guys allways get the better stuff!?"

And so, the three seekers started arguing. Soon they forgot all about their energon cubes, and walked away, into the woods.

Well, Goldihood walked up and said (she adopted a high-pitched voice again) "Well well well, what have we here? three cubes of energon." So, Goldihood sat down, and picked up the cubes, and went over to one of the rocks. "Hmm. This one is too short." He made a face, and climbed up to the top of the second rock. He grumbled (Jade put on a face here) Bah! this rock is too tall! and it scratched my finish trying to climb up here! He said. So he slid down the rock, and instead sat on the ground. "Ah, that's more like it" he said.

Then Goldihood started drinking the first cube. He made a face. "Yuck! that one is to sweet!" Jade paused and turned the page.

"He started drinking the second one. "Yuck! that one is too bitter!" he made a face."

Jade turned to fireline. "Can you make a face?" She turned her hands upside-down, making 'glasses' with her thumb and forefinger, with her other fingers spread down across her face, and stuck out her tongue, crossing her eyes. Fireline laughed and tried to imitate her. She laughed and picked the storybook back up. "Yep, I'd say that's a face, all right." she laughed. Fireline laughed, too

"So, Goldihood picked up the third cube and looked at it. "Yuck! that's a disgusting green color! I hope it doesn't make me sick!"

Well. A few hours later, the three seekers came back into the clearing where they had been earlier.

Tall seeker went over to his rock and blinked. "Hey, my rock is gone!" he picked up some little pebbles. "Someone blew it to bits!"

Short seeker went over to his rock. "Mine is gone too!" He looked at the pile of sand.

Whiny seeker sat down on the ground. "Yeah, well at least mine is still....

The cliff collapsed under him.

"Heeeeeeeerrrreeee!"

But, luckily, he could fly. so he just flew back up to where the other two were.

Short seeker looked at his cube." Hey, someone's been drinking my cube!"

Tall seeker looked at his cube. "Yeah, mine too!"

Whiny seeker started getting tears in his beady little optics. He sniffled." (Jade sniffled and gave her son a ridiculous looking pout, adopting a fake crying voice.)

"Someone drank mine all gone! waaaaah!"

Fireline giggled some more. "whiny seeker looked at the grass by his feet. "And it looked like he got sick."

All three chorused "EWWWWWW!"

Whiny seeker looked *really* put out now. "See? I told you so!" he declared.

"Yeah, but who pulverised our rocks?" Short seeker asked.

"Yeah, and who drank our energon cubes?" tall seeker added.

"He did!" whiny seeker yelled, pointing at Goldihood. "Goldihood did it!"

Tall Seeker started to fly at Goldihood, yelling "there's one of him and three of us! let's teach him not to mess with us!"

"Yeah, we're seekers!" short seeker yelled.

"Yeah, and he's alone!" whiny seeker added.

"No I'm not!" Goldihood stepped out of the way, and a red-colored mech walked up.

Tall seeker looked at the red mech. "Who are you?" he asked. Short seeker was trying to fight goldihood, who just edged away and crossed his arms.

The red one took a step forward. "Hi, I'm little red whomping hood."

and he proved it.

~the end.

I guess you could say the moral of this story is to be thankful for what you have, and not fight with your friends or siblings over simple stuff like jealousy. you might lose what you have if you're not thankful for it. That and you never know what's coming, so look before you go around a corner-err, I mean, look before you leap. XD

Okay, if you haven't figured it out, tall seeker is Skywarp (I was going to call him dumb seeker, but decided not to) Short seeker is Thundercracker, and whiny seeker, of course, is Starscream. Hee hee.

Goldihood is Sunstreaker, and little red whomping hood is Sideswipe.

XDXDXD! Hope you enjoyed!